I AM 22! Great Thanks to my Ti Ti

Something about my birthday, maybe SOME OF YOU OUT THERE MIGHT FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY!

Actually intended to celebrate during the weekends, and work on my birthday and having lessons at night. But my beautiful and sweet girlfriend kept on saying that, “Wah so sad ah….. birthday still work and study…. Got more sad anot..?” So finally, I decided to take leave and spent time with my girlfriend, where she will plan the whole day’s programme.

The day started when she surprised me when I was doing something ( hahah she knows about it, secret) in my room. Plan to finish doing that “thing” then proceed to meet her, but she came early with a cake and two presents, on top of my HTC TOUCH! I love the notebook with the 100 thanks…… touching, funny, and lame. Nice t-shirt, though it can be seen everywhere in Thailand and shes felt cheated. After a short session of hot action ( hohoho, hot hot one), she brought me to Sentosa and we spent the whole afternoon there. The LUGE is fun! But the most exciting and scary part, is the SKYRIDE! Darn it, she knew I am afraid of heights! We tried to act as Koreans…. “Ah Neo Ha Say Yo”, Japanese… and idiots…. Ok not much about idiots. Nice sunset at the southern most part of don’t know what la. Hogsbreath Café, nice atmosphere, nice live singer, good voice… and really big portion of food. Recommend to go again. But abit pricey compared to other similar restaurant.

I really appreciate what my girlfriend did for me…. Although we don’t get to see the big Christmas tree, BUT we can still see it from my corridor! Hahah. Truly heartfelt love.
Thanks Ti Ti! Heeeee….

WHERE ARE ALL MY COLLEAGUES! I hate being alone in office, cause all the shits will come to you. I love going on jobs, because you get to wake up late, you get to be chauffeur around (flag for your cab) and mostly importantly, YOU ALSO GET TO WORK ALL THE TIME!

Some e-mail cut-out.

Scenario 1
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: ' Sure , why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.

Scenario 2
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!